Utah SEO ConsultantFun » http://www.bartgibby.com Bart Gibby, Utah SEO Consultant Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:02:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Internet Through Your Sewer? http://www.bartgibby.com/2007/04/01/internet-through-your-sewer/ http://www.bartgibby.com/2007/04/01/internet-through-your-sewer/#comments Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:30:06 +0000 Bart Gibby http://www.bartgibby.com/2007/04/01/internet-through-your-sewer/ I am still completely shocked over what I saw on Google.com this morning, SHOCKED! I loved it! Here is the URL go to it, Sewage Internet via Google (TiSP). If you don’t then here is some sweet stuff from the page: (don’t forget to click on the TiSP help Groups, they are very informative!)

“Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.”

 

My favorite is the step where you actually use a patented GFlushâ„¢ to get the job done!


Installing a typical home TiSP system is a quick, easy and largely sanitary process — provided you follow these step-by-step instructions very, very carefully.

#1   Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.

#2   Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.

 

#3   Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.

#4   When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.

 

#5   Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.

#6   Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer’s network settings.

 

#7   Within sixty minutes — assuming proper data flow — the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.

#8   Congratulations, you’re online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)

Note: If you have any difficulty installing, operating or simply living with TiSP, we suggest joining the TiSP Help Group.

]]> http://www.bartgibby.com/2007/04/01/internet-through-your-sewer/feed/ 0 Aaron Wall of SEOBook.com has a sense of humor http://www.bartgibby.com/2007/01/25/aaron-wall-of-seobookcom-has-a-sense-of-humor/ http://www.bartgibby.com/2007/01/25/aaron-wall-of-seobookcom-has-a-sense-of-humor/#comments Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:56:54 +0000 Bart Gibby http://www.bartgibby.com/2007/01/25/aaron-wall-of-seobookcom-has-a-sense-of-humor/ I was playing around in the SEO tools are of Aaron Wall’s SEOBook.com site and found this amazingly funny page. Its located at http://tools.seobook.com/general/

It reads:

“snoop dawgy dawgy dawg

the paw”

Freak man Aaron you da BOMB!!

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14. Bart Gibby
13. Brad Pace
12. Jeremy Palmer
11. Scott Jangro
10. Shawn Collins
9. Sam Harrelson
8. Jim Kukral
7 .Shmuly
6 .Kris Jones
5. Jeremy Schoemaker
4. Andy Beal
3 .Avinash Kaushik
2. Dave Gale
1. Jeff Pulver

The funny thing is that My new boss Dave Bascom was also tagged but not by Brad Pace but by one of Brad Paces other people he tagged. So I guess Dave would be on a 15th tier. I wonder how deep this game is going to go. I wish is was more organized, we could have tracked it by title tag or tracebacks or something. All well.

  1. I am a kid at heart. I love cartoons! I have a small collection of SpongeBob Squarepants episodes. I bought seasons one and two of “Avatar: The Last Airbender”. It’s the coolest Nickelodeon series ever. The next season we’ll see if the Fire Nation survives the counter attack of the Earth Kingdom.
  2. I was given a Superman Returns Figurine 30 inches tall for Christmas. Which means I am only 36 inches taller than he is. It’s like having a “mini me” but with a washboard stomach and brown hair instead of blonde.

http://www.bartgibby.com/images/SUPERMAN-RETURNS-30inch-Action-Figure

They were a Wal-Mart exclusive and were selling for only $14.99. Well today I saw one several for extreme prices like on eBay for $33.00, Craig’s List for $50, and the highest was on Amazon for $99.99. WOW looks like I won’t be taking him out of the box any time soon. I was looking forward to using him as a hood ornament or bashing my nephews toys and Lego structures with.

  1. I blew my hands to pieces with a CO2 cartridge when I was eleven. I now have seven fingers. Some might think this is why I don’t post very often but that’s a load of bull. Don’t let convince you of that falsehood.
  2. I was Sophomore Class President, Junior Class Representative, and Student Body 1st Vice President of my High School. Go Lakers!!
  3. I love Chocolate! If you ever want to butter me up or get me to give you free SEO consulting then buy me lunch, dinner, or breakfast and add a load of chocolate dessert. Or just send me 3 to 4 pounds of chocolate covered peanuts for Christmas.

I tag: Stuart Lisonbee, Curtis Gibby, Jeffrey Stevenson, Michael Eagar, and Michael Choi. You’ll be getting an email from me soon.

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